white people's hours

Wake up by 8am, Monday through Friday, 9-5pm, in bed by 12pm. You know, because white people have jobs to go to as opposed to blacks who are on welfare and sleep in past noon

You say you're looking for a job but you're not keeping white people's hours.

by Nunya B. January 15, 2008

affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds

oh god it’s affection erection hours

by shnackn March 6, 2019

6 hour bootycall

When your ex still weilds the ability to convince you to drive 6 hours for a subsequent bootycall.

Cliff: Where you this weekend?
Matt: Sorry, I saw the ex...6 hour bootycall. I can't say no to her!
Cliff: God, stop seeing that psycho!

by nicolemarie February 14, 2008

crack hours

late at night like between 1 and 4

Javy and Jamie stayed up all night smokin weed into the crack hours

by Ryan Hensley April 17, 2008

two miles an hour

how fast ludacris drives so that everyone can see his down ass ride.

Damn, nigga, with a ride like that,, you gotsta drive two miles an hour!

by Pope January 18, 2005

cosmonaut variety hour

The lord of common sense, nerd culture, and putting eccentric fanboys in their place.

That awesome guy gives me a cosmonaut variety hour vibe.

by EXTERIORSHAND February 4, 2020

sad boi hours

Sad boi hours are hours, most commonly during the night, when you are suddenly sad. Sad boi hours also don’t just happen to boi’s (boys), females can experience sad boi hours too. Boi is just thrown in there for the humor touch, and because sad hours just sounds kinda meh.

During the sad boi hours, I began crying and eating ice cream while watching Netflix.

by jawanna blowme? January 22, 2020