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Alyssa

The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away
Oh she has 1,000 red flags? Guessing her name is alyssa
by Ksalami November 23, 2021
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Alyssa leigh

A cute blond girl with green eyes and loves taylor champbell and can pull any guy she wants even if they didn’t like her in the first place. If you have a alyssa leigh your lucky asf.
me: you are cute.

alyssa leigh: good to know
by i’m cool.com15 November 24, 2021
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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alyssa leigh

a cute sweet blond girl with blue or green eyes who is oddly obsessed with taylor champbell. she can pull any guy she wants even if they didn’t like her in the first place if you have a alyssa leigh in your life your lucky!
me: hey your cute
alyssa leigh: nice to know
by i’m cool.com15 November 24, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!
Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack
by chugsumballz November 23, 2021
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Alyssa

A girl with soul melting toots. 🔥 💨
Alyssa ate lentils and attacked me all night with soul melting toots.
by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021
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Alyssa

The alyssa is something the wild micah wont shut the fuck up about
greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*
by babygotnoback89 November 23, 2021
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