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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
mugGet the the stoned agemug.

mass age

when shrimp mass age its considered a lie
shrimps cant mass age wdym ?
by Euejjejwkk December 12, 2021
mugGet the mass agemug.

Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions
You said you say I'm at the age of Criminal
by 459395 March 6, 2022
mugGet the Age of Criminalmug.

NEW AGE CHROMA

A Modern day and exaggerated version of designs and art, that are foreign to the mainstream. An underground or an amateur feel to it, art that is an anomaly.
by 4irmii July 31, 2024
mugGet the NEW AGE CHROMAmug.

Minimum sexual age

3
Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.
by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020
mugGet the Minimum sexual agemug.

Age

No it is not. You are a filthy shit-lib and you like it when numbers match because you are an autism. The numbers do not need to match.
Hym "That same person making the claim that it's the age ALSO BELIEVES that if there is a male to female age gap that it is MANIPULATION and wrong. So that is YOU BEING A SHIT-LIB. YOUR philosophy of intersexual relationships being injected into the case and it is not reflective of what actually happened. You are shit. Shit-lib. It's right in the name. Shit. You. That's you."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
mugGet the Agemug.

Ag

A peculiar, obnoxious, and strange individual
by Hooyo macaan November 29, 2023
mugGet the Agmug.

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