Agekin 

A person who identifies themself as young but having an old soul.

TODAY MY FATHER ENTERED MY CHAMBER AND TRIED TO GIVE ME FATHERLY ADVICE ON WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH MY LIFE THE IRONIC THING IS AS AN AGEKIN I'M AT LEAST TWICE AS OLD AS HE IT MADE ME SMILE BECAUSE NEVER HAD I WANTED TO SAY OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD MORE THAN THAT MOMENT .

Agekin by froggo96 May 3, 2018

Agent Smith 

A badass from the Matrix Trilogy. Gets extremly pissy when Neo aka Thomas Anderson is around and feels the strange compulsion to kick Neo's ass.

Agent Smith secretly enjoys Starbucks coffee.

Agent Smith by Drugless September 21, 2005

Bloody Agent 

1. Bastard
2. Someone that should 'Go out'

Come out. Go out. Bastard. Go out. You bloody agent.

Bloody Agent by tonytong November 14, 2010

public agent 

Fake model casting agent who meeting girls on street (actually porn actresses) and giving them money for public sex. Mostly in Czech Republic (Prague especially) and other central european countries (Germany, Hungary)

Have you seen the last Public agent video with that busty blonde?

public agent by Petr aus Warnsdorf February 1, 2016

double-agent 

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.

The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.

double-agent by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

Aged Hoe 

(noun)

1) An older woman who dresses like a skankwad and prefers to steal men she knows are in relationships, esp. with women younger than themselves.

2) A woman too old to be trawling for younger men (usually because she has one at home called: her son) and way to evil and skanky to be a cougar.

3) A nasty, white-trash, older woman who aspires to being a Cougar or sugarmama but is too uneducated and pathetic.

My boyfriend left me for that Aged Hoe because the slut whore has her mortgage paid off and an empty room because her kid moved out. She is old enough to be my mother and fugly enough to stop a train. Damned saggy titted Walmart greater!

Aged Hoe by goddedd95 October 25, 2010

elite beat agents 

an amazing rhythm action game for the nintendo ds in which they player is required to tap circles and tracks in time to music

isn't elite beat agents a great game?

elite beat agents by elitebeatagent December 2, 2007