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Ass Family

Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass
You must be part of the Ass Family!
by MrBitchin May 30, 2014
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Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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ass latte

A frothy mixture of anal mucus and sperm whipped up in a viscosity to that of a meringue pie.
Sorry Troy, I didn't mean to put too much cream in that ass latte we shared last night.
by Diego Roma January 13, 2017
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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
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Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.
by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018
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ass baggy

An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
Yup, I got an ass baggy and it’s all mine!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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