Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

demp wagon

Fighting sobriety by drinking when thou wake up to avoid letting the prior evenings alcohol go to waste

Wake up hung over, laugh, have a shower Scotch, we on the Demp Wagon now.

by Dude, dude, no December 12, 2020

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

wagon

wagon is a full time group chat ratter and yandere side ting

oh hell nah that wagon kid sucking yandere for a depo

by ian motors July 29, 2023

Strife Wagon

From the German term Streifenwagon. A police vehicle / divisional van.

Jimmy’s place got raided this morning, they chucked him in the back of the strife wagon and took him down the cop shop.

by Cocko McJongaz October 26, 2019

Wagon

Refers to an incredibly good looking butt, booty, badonkadonk, dump truck, gyatt, arse, ass, derriere, callypygian etc.

Typically used when referring to a particularly great booty, can be used for all shapes and sizes. Called a “Wagon” because it follows behind you.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: Damn, you see that from the party last night? She's thick AF!

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a Wagon for sure.

Ex. 2
Damn, Ashley has a nice Wagon.

Ex. 3
Damn, that girl is draggin a Wagon back there!

Ex. 4

by Butts and The Bee's July 3, 2025