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tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?
by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017
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Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
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ghost turkey

Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
by Tomblazer August 13, 2017
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turkey catch

When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.
My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.
by turkeymonster October 26, 2011
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Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)
I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.
by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020
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turkey sweeper

When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
by Porkbrains November 5, 2013
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Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.
Why are you just turkey-lurking?
by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023
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