D. Rod

D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.

Omg guys did you meet D. Rod!! He’s the best.

by Shadykay March 27, 2024

D-rod

When you get an intense form of obliterating Anal sex

Dude I got d-rodded so hard last night I can’t even walk straight

by Bend0ver. June 25, 2021

Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.

"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"

by TheDrencher January 17, 2025

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 21, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 21, 2019

Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

Gizz Rod

A term given to someone who can successfully be a woman repellent unintentionally

Luis went on a party earlier, everyone called him a Gizz Rod

by LePost James November 04, 2022