Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
by FB Bingz September 04, 2023
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Split the Room

slang for tear that pussy with your minotaur cock
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by quartz89 February 02, 2022
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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
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split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 06, 2011
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Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.
I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.
by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024
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An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.
by Gongart42066621173869 September 09, 2018
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