Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.

"look at that dude's Zorro Split!"

by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Lane Splitting

When two people pee into a toilet at the same time. The one standing urinates in between the legs of the other who is sitting.

Dude last night me and my girl engaged in some lane splitting

by KEOLASAURUS December 1, 2024

Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.

"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."

by comethrower December 7, 2024

pot split curse

When the Fantasy Gods have struck down and punished the teams who split the pot in prior championships

“Nuch’s team hasn’t been good lately huh?”
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!

by This Guyyy Joe December 8, 2024

Split Twins

Siblings who aren’t actually twins, but look so strikingly alike that people constantly mistake them for twins — despite being born years apart. It’s like the universe hit copy and paste, just with a time delay.

Split twins might share similar height, facial features, mannerisms, or even personalities. Whether they’re one year apart or ten, they give off serious twin energy without sharing a birth date.

“Wait, you’re not twins?”
“Nope. I’m three years older. We’re split twins.

by PubliusX June 22, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025