Someone who is genuinely unfunny, yet believes themself to be a true comedian. They repeat their jokes when nobody laughs at them, because they believe that the joke was unheard.
Person 1: Oh you know Sam D.?
Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.
Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.
by Vietnamonkey April 21, 2024

by yurtness June 9, 2022

When a woman tires of a relationship, but benefits from it too much to leave, then "separates" from her significant other, but continues cohabitation while dating others.
by Representin' AZ June 27, 2022

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to
Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
by Keyble March 17, 2024

Will Smith is the type of dude who cries in a corner j*cking off while watching G.I.Jada get trains ran on her. Will Smith is a cuck.
by TheShadyPanda April 6, 2022

SWIM: "Hey aren't you the simp that got cucked?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"
SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"
SIMP: "Yeah, but I grew a pair of balls and cuck-rugged that hoe before walking out."
OK: "DDDOOUUBBLEEE RUGGG!!!!"
SWIM: "... what? Who tf are you? Aren't you that autistic Wolf Pack feggit?"
OK: "Yo where da blow at?"
by Definitely Not Wolf September 20, 2020

by yourmomlovesmehahadeez March 31, 2023
