Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

In n out blumpkin

Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.

We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.

by LeftTwixBar222222 November 7, 2022

Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you so you throw an egg in his face

As I watch PepperBox TV my homie was giving my a prairie Blumpkin. He was a natural and didn't even close his eyes when I threw the egg at him.

by Dropped_as_a_Baby October 22, 2024

Blumpkin

the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.

My wife gave me a blumpkin

by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024

Blumpkin

A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.

"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024

Flicker Blumpkin

when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping

yo trey, you should ask for a flicker blumpkin from your girl

by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024