There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
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Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM
Zach Claybrook be like "I asked for a penny for my thoughts, got a whole dollar back. Guess my thoughts are worth more than I thought.' winks dramatically" and nobody laughed because he is not funny AND I HATE HIM
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