pot zombie

a term used by dick heads who hate pot so they say it turns you into a "zombie" mainly used in the 70's

look at those fucking pot zombies

by REALITY BEAST October 24, 2017

Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.

For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!

by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019

Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

by Dave720 June 4, 2013

zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

by suede1976 December 14, 2008

Abercrombie Zombie

The people who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch do not do so because they want to be popular. They do it because they can afford the clothes, and they like them. If you can afford 20-50 dollars for a shirt, then why would you buy one of less quality and of no name brand at K-Mart?

I do not need an example for Abercrombie Zombie.

by Torrek June 29, 2006

zombie cunt

when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle

man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...

by cecilseebag-scragg February 16, 2009

Zombie Head

When a girl uses too much teeth while giving a blow job. Almost nibbling on it.

Person 1-BryAnna is soooo much better at head than Rachel.
Person 2- I know Rachel makes it feel like she is about to bite it off.
Person 1&2-Zombie Head.

by His7 December 2, 2010