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Up yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical leftism. Often used by villains in memes to show how utterly batshit insane you sound when you say it out loud.
Senator Armstrong: "Up yours, Woke Moralists! We'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Armstrong, What the hell are you talking about?"
by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023
mugGet the Up yours, Woke Moralists!mug.

Woke Slaps

Friend: Who is “woke slaps”

Me:Dat nigga
by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019
mugGet the Woke Slapsmug.

Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
mugGet the Woke Saladmug.

Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry
Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke
by ditch_doc June 1, 2018
mugGet the Shook wokemug.

Woke

Anything that claims to be inclusive or progressive while simultaneously being racist and oppressive to anyone that is straight or white. Almost exclusively against white men.
The latest star wars movies were a "woke" disaster.
by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

“Whatever conservative pundits want you to be mad or scared about today.”

Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.
“Xbox also has announced they’re going woke too, and- you know, because of climate change.”
by Idders January 25, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

Wokeness is an ever shifting thing that the jews get to define based on whatever their current goals are. Kinda like antisemitism, racism, sexism, etc
"Those Palestinian activists protesting the blowing up of children sure are woke, huh Judy?"
by Christ Gnosis April 2, 2024
mugGet the Wokemug.

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