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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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Wind Arbine

A clean, renewable source of hot air.
The majestic wind arbines turned lazily in the distance.
by Carpy6969 August 24, 2018
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Wind

Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
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Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025
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Wind

More commonly refered to as sluth or Hoe. It's women who sleep with everyone, anytime, everywhere.
WOW i dint think i was going to get laid tonight but then i saw Wind.
by Cecilie wind January 14, 2018
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wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.
UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!
by HzlH May 8, 2017
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reap the wild wind

"Cutting up" or "putting an end" to the wild, radical, rebellious, etc people.
Reap the wild wind"Do me a favor, please reap the wild wind please"
by The_Express22 March 9, 2022
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