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whispering wizard

a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
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Epic Fail Wizard

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"

"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
by Mottsap April 21, 2010
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Mr. Wizard

The person with all the knowledge. usualy used with a sarcastic connotation.
Casper: my out look on the situation...
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."
by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
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Wizard's Trial

A drinking game in which participants make a Wizard Stick or Wizard Staff by stacking cans on top of eachother and taping them together with Gaffer or Duct tape. When a participants wizard stick becomes taller then themselves they become a wizard.
Person A: Man I'm awesome, I totally became a wizard last night.

Person B: Not fair, I can never pass the Wizard's Trial. I always pass out after 6 cans of beer.

Person A: Mate an 8 year old girl could out drink you.
by herbie666 July 19, 2010
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wizzle beast

A man who urinates into his own mouth while fisting himself or another person.
I'm a total wizzle beast baby, and I am thirsty tonight!
by Squiblish January 19, 2015
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Wizzer

"Alright mate , You seen my new wizzer ? Bought it yesterday."
by APRILIAKTM150 June 7, 2017
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wiza

honkabefy
in the beginning there was Alkir
but Alkir was a FUCKING looser
so then came the wiza
by wizawizawo August 14, 2017
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