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Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.
Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."
by Mischiepple December 31, 2020
mugGet the Waste Weaselmug.

(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)
My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.
by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023
mugGet the (not so) elegantly wastedmug.

waste-oid

a Detroit original: a person currently living in, or who has lived in a wasteland. Can be described as an over-eager-suburbanite who desperately wants to be part of the city, and usually claims to be from part of the city, despite obvious social and cultural differences that make it apparent that they are NOT from the city. Marshall Mathers.
The record store was temporarily closed due to a fight that had broke out earlier between two waste-oids argueing over the last ICP cd.
by Mel March 4, 2005
mugGet the waste-oidmug.

eliminating waste

To drop feces in a toilet. AKA, taking a shit.
Hey mom, sorry I missed your call. I was eliminating waste!
by XwXwX February 20, 2021
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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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Wast

A dumb ass guy that dont know how to get his fucking mouth straight and stick his big ass nose where it dont belong
her: bro this dude im talkin to, he literally a fucking wast

him: whats a wast
her: a dumb guy that aint got his shit together

him: ohhh okay
by yogirllivv February 2, 2024
mugGet the Wastmug.

waste cook

A garbage man, or someone who works in a garbage or sewage treatment plant.
"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."
by Pet-AM December 25, 2008
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