haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male

Shut the fuck up you wanker

by KSUTT June 11, 2018

Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides

Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"

by Tartsssss September 12, 2017