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haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life
by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
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Wanker

Ryan Lisle is a wanker
by ..babie June 10, 2018
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Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male
by KSUTT June 11, 2018
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Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan
Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad
by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017
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Wankering

Being hung by your dick
Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan
by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017
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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
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pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides
Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"
by Tartsssss September 12, 2017
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