Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012

Hay wagon

When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.

I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.

But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)

by christostef August 8, 2023

Diabetes Wagon

A slang term for ice cream truck

Look mom, it's the diabetes wagon!

by cdeeznutz March 13, 2020

Canvas Wagon

An archaic term for Docking.

Steve and Denver decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level by creating a Canvas Wagon between themselves.

by Stenver August 15, 2025

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Cheese Wagon

It’s describing the usual definition u know about the “genitalia” except billy Hansen is the only one who has one so we can only say it to him.

Did you hear about Billy’s cheese wagon?

by Question man October 16, 2020