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I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014
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snake with tits

Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.

"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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im with that

To agree with someone
Criminal 1: Yo dog, wanna hit up that store for some cash?
Criminal 2: Yeah dog, im with that
by ryan sorensen November 22, 2006
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assault with a deadly weapon

If you are not being threatened with violence then pointing a gun at the other person would constitute assault with a deadly weapon (felony) and brandishing a firearm. If you didn't have a concealed carry permit, you would also be guilty of carrying without a permit (first offense misdemeanor or felony, second offense felony). You would be arrested, lose your gun, go to jail, probably for more than a year, and lose your right to keep and bear arms. Exact penalty would depend on plea bargaining, the quality of your attorney and what the judge had for breakfast.
Some fool starts yelling at you after a fender bender and you pull out your glock and he calls the cops it will probably be assault with a deadly weapon.
by sanitycruzer October 11, 2011
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Frenemies with benefits

People who actively dislike each other, but engage in sexual relations with each other on a regular basis.
Just because we don't like each other is no excuse to not have great sex. We can be frenemies with benefits.

I kind of hate him, but he's really good in bed. We're frenemies with benefits.
by Baby Kee$h April 14, 2014
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sandals with socks

A self-defeating combination. Though the purpose of sandals is to make you look cool and sexy, wearing sandals with socks achieves the opposite effect.
Those bros would probably get a lot more action if instead of wearing sandals with socks, they let their toes free.
by srury May 21, 2014
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Glock with a dick

A Glock with a dick is a Glock (handgun) with an extended clip
Did you see jhonathans Glock with a dick
by Poopslosher April 25, 2022
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