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Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
by Mphresources August 15, 2022
mugGet the Urban Time Wastingmug.

Wasted

wasted gta love bitches wasted
wasted - juice wrld // if her name is wasted date her
by jdjbhbwdhwhbdjbwdjk June 10, 2021
mugGet the Wastedmug.

SHITEATER'S WASTE

Toilet paper is no friend of SHITEATER'S thus it's adverse to SHIT.

CLOGGED TOILET.

SHIT EATING SHIT interference.

Other harmful interfering substances that makes SHIT inedible.

If a SHITEATER spits after and more extreme vomits after a SHITEATING SESSION.
When SHITEATER'S WASTE was found in the toilet SHITEATER FRIENDS discouraged the SHITEATER from par taking in any SHIT EATING

Despite the AI TESLA MATH CAR It was clear that since it contained a BATTEY it was SHITEATER'S WASTE that no direct utilization could ever be found because the back up factor severely interfered it was highly doubtful there would ever be any use for that what was expended resources.

The SHIT in the TOILET could not efficiently EAT THE SHIT so the SHITEATER'S WASTE definitely became a barrier to any future SHIT IN SHIT consumption.

You got to be kidding I am not EATTING ANY SHIT with those cigarettes , paper, any other offending substances I. The same TOLÍE
I know some of me6ú
by STINKING LIKE SHIT May 26, 2021
mugGet the SHITEATER'S WASTEmug.

Waste Cattie

Waste Cattie (noun, slang) – A Toronto slang term, originating from the Rexdale area, used to describe a woman who is unattractive, immature, or lacks self-respect. Often used in a dismissive or mocking tone, waste cattie refers to someone who engages in drama, seeks clout, or carries herself in a way that diminishes her value. Deeply rooted in Toronto’s urban slang, with strong Caribbean influences, the term has spread beyond the city, becoming a staple in local and international street culture.
“She’s always in drama, chasing clout, and moving messy—certified waste cattie.”
by Aladdón February 11, 2025
mugGet the Waste Cattiemug.
another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted
lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016
mugGet the energy healing waste managing reservoirmug.

Ballsack wasted

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.
by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016
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Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.
"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"
by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016
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