waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

Garbronzo the warrior fish

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a god!

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

full spectrum warrior

A term used to describe someone very stupid, clueless, or Terminally Online.
It's name references the Autism Spectrum and is an indirect way of calling someone a Retard.

"Why does your sister spend all her free time getting offended on Twitter?"
"Because she's a Full Spectrum Warrior."

by _Underscore_dude February 27, 2023

cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.

"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"

by Walker00791 August 16, 2017

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.

Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018

Warm up warrior

A warmup warrior is a person that sprints the warmups. This could be in any team sport from track to swimming. These people are usually slow in the main part of the practice and dislikes by others.

1: Dang, Karly is such a warm up warrior
2:Yeah, it’s super annoying, wait till the main set

by Popculture February 1, 2019

Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.

We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.

by LouPit May 15, 2018