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turkey boobs

Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.
Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.
by chicken bollocks December 28, 2016
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slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis
by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017
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Turkey leg

(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable
Chelsey gave Hector a turkey leg last year and now they’re not allowed back in the festival.
by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 6, 2021
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TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU

This phrase comes from Cristiano Ronaldo who once said - "TURKEY JORUCHBOCHUCHU!" in an interesting conversation video between him and his friend.

Video name: Cristiano Ronaldo Speaks Turkish

Today it is used as a cheer toward the GREAT Turkish nation.
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by FRNCY September 17, 2021
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albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.
That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.
by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021
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Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.
by that guy>.> October 8, 2012
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Turkey Burping

Turkey Burping is a slang term for gagging, but not throwing up. It may be used to include standard gagging, a sick feeling belch, or even vomiting a little into one's mouth.
Dude, watching that gross video had me turkey burping!

After that Chinese food I turkey burped like three times, I think I'm getting sick.

If I see you vomit I'm gonna turkey burp.
by chokey October 19, 2013
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