ohio toothpaste

Tartar Sauce

We stopped at a Big Boy and my sandwich was completely covered in Ohio Toothpaste

by Lil Teeth August 31, 2021

Nigerian Toothbrush

The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.

Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.

by Zeroisbeyond February 16, 2022

Snake tooth

A snake tooth is a drunken pub owner. He will often be found slithering around on the floor.

Jesus, did you see that snake tooth last night. He was rekt!

by Jeff blair March 11, 2022

Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.

“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”

by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022

Tucson Toothpaste

The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.

“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”

by d i b s June 24, 2022

Tennessee Toothpick

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....

“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*

by LPeezy February 2, 2023

hygenital toothpaste

hygienic toothpaste for your genitals

Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste

by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023