A once good actor turned completely insane. He is now engaged to actress Katie Holmes (who looks like she's twelve but is still taller than him). Tom Cruise also VERY OPENLY practices scientology. Scientologists, I'm convinced, are trying to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. I mean seriously, anything started and made popular in LA has to be frigged up. They have schools, and art classes, and buildings. ITS FRIGHTENING!!! How can you have a "religion" based off of a sci-fi novel anyway???? It makes no sense.
But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.
But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.
"Oh my God. When she saw Brad Pitt, she went all Tom Cruise and started jumping up and down on my couch. GAWD. Now we need to get new upholstery."
"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."
"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."
"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."
"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."
by Mrs. Hayden Christensen July 16, 2005
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1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.
2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.
2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
Tom: "Oh- this awesome thing happened to me the other day, right- so I went to the shop, right."
*pause*
All: "... riiiight?"
Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."
All: "That was such a Tom Story."
*pause*
All: "... riiiight?"
Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."
All: "That was such a Tom Story."
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by hooptie-ryder July 8, 2005
Get the tom cruise mug.Tom Robinson is a character in the widely popular book "To Kill A Mockingbird." In the story, Robinson, an African American, is wrongly accused of raping the daughter of a man he caters to. Although his laywer comes up with enough evidence to prove that he could not have possibly raped the woman, he is convicted anyway and sentenced to death.
Most people use Tom Robinson in place of 'scapegoat' when an African American is involved in a blame, but it can be used as a verb.
Most people use Tom Robinson in place of 'scapegoat' when an African American is involved in a blame, but it can be used as a verb.
(n.)- Jake really stole the bike, but used Kareem as a Tom Robinson.
(v.)- "I Tom Robinsoned that shit."
(v.)- "I Tom Robinsoned that shit."
by Hacksaw Duggan October 6, 2006
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by omg!?!?!? September 4, 2005
Get the tom cruise mug.A really crappy actor who is trying to promote scientology *see also fraud* but doing a really bad job of it. He has also been flipping out at everyone who does not agree with him.
"And you know, you always have to look at someone who criticizes you, you have to look at them and say, okay, so? Who is that person? Why? What do they know?"
-Tom Cruise
He is obviously a hypocrite too.
"And you know, you always have to look at someone who criticizes you, you have to look at them and say, okay, so? Who is that person? Why? What do they know?"
-Tom Cruise
He is obviously a hypocrite too.
guy 1 - who's that guy freaking out on the news?
guy 2 - o that's Tom Cruise. He's an insane psycho freak.
guy 2 - o that's Tom Cruise. He's an insane psycho freak.
by SkaSkankDownParty July 12, 2005
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Famous for his attire, laidback attitude about sex (though he is now on the lookout for love), endless supply of sex jokes, and being ten minutes older than TH's vocalist, Bill Kaulitz. Some of Tom's other claims to fame include singing the harmony at the end of Monsoon (fifty seconds that has lead the TH fanbase to call it the Tom chorus), saying "sexy hexy" in one of the TH TV videos, humping his flying-V during concerts, and slapping one of the veiled TH stalkers while telling her to stay away from him, the band, and the Kaulitz family. He backup sings "raise your hands together” in the chorus of Raise Your Hands in both versions, along with Georg Listing.
Despite being a sex-obsessed playboy, Tom’s a pretty cool guitarist--though he doesn't know the first thing about reading music (he taught himself to pick out chords). His fanbase is made up of people who dream that they can change Tom from the luster that he identifies as, to a lover.
He has a lip ring, pierced ears, and wears baggy clothing. He used to have dreadlocks, but now has black cornrows. (Wanksta/wigger.)
TH's latest album Humanoid, has reminded fans that he's super-sexy hexy Tom Kaulitz. Thousands hope to be the one to change him. Change may be on Tom's current agenda, but fame and fortune are definitely at the forefront--he's a star, and he does what he wants.
Famous for his attire, laidback attitude about sex (though he is now on the lookout for love), endless supply of sex jokes, and being ten minutes older than TH's vocalist, Bill Kaulitz. Some of Tom's other claims to fame include singing the harmony at the end of Monsoon (fifty seconds that has lead the TH fanbase to call it the Tom chorus), saying "sexy hexy" in one of the TH TV videos, humping his flying-V during concerts, and slapping one of the veiled TH stalkers while telling her to stay away from him, the band, and the Kaulitz family. He backup sings "raise your hands together” in the chorus of Raise Your Hands in both versions, along with Georg Listing.
Despite being a sex-obsessed playboy, Tom’s a pretty cool guitarist--though he doesn't know the first thing about reading music (he taught himself to pick out chords). His fanbase is made up of people who dream that they can change Tom from the luster that he identifies as, to a lover.
He has a lip ring, pierced ears, and wears baggy clothing. He used to have dreadlocks, but now has black cornrows. (Wanksta/wigger.)
TH's latest album Humanoid, has reminded fans that he's super-sexy hexy Tom Kaulitz. Thousands hope to be the one to change him. Change may be on Tom's current agenda, but fame and fortune are definitely at the forefront--he's a star, and he does what he wants.
Lexi: Tom. is. so. sexii hexii.
Razzle: Who?
Lexi: TOM KAULITZ! FROM TOKIO HOTEL.
Razzle: Please don't talk about him.
Lexi: BUT! WAH?! HE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT.
Razzle: Ew.
Razzle: Who?
Lexi: TOM KAULITZ! FROM TOKIO HOTEL.
Razzle: Please don't talk about him.
Lexi: BUT! WAH?! HE'S SOOOOOOOO HOT.
Razzle: Ew.
by Maerylihn November 7, 2009
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