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season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
by bigbadscot December 25, 2016
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Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.
Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?
by Squirrel Beef April 20, 2018
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R&Beef

R&B songs, especially made up R&B songs, that are full of comedy and jokes.

R&Beef originated from a game in Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out, which involves the red team and the black team having to battle to see who has the funniest R&B song. The song, also, has to be made up on the spot, based on the audience's suggestions.
They be wilin' out in the R&Beef game in Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 7, 2006
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beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.
Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.
by r0d December 28, 2005
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beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!
During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.
by WedJorton June 4, 2010
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Ground beef

Said when kim hasbrook falls on the floor when fooling around: "look mom, ground beef"
by TheHaterOfFat May 13, 2004
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