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Want but think

A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.
Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?

Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.

Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?

Steve: ...
by Mav 2011 NBA Champs November 6, 2011
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thinking session

A time used to focus on figuring something out, coming up with a solution, or coming up with something new.
To make a thinking session more productive, write down or voice type your thoughts, reading them you might think some thoughts you would not have thought of otherwise.
by but for August 21, 2021
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i think i like this little life

i think i like this little life this morning when Ethan burnt my sosig
by 1582693704 March 16, 2024
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 17, 2025
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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think of it

"think of it" is a phrase you use when you see someone eat a booger from their nose. (or a pimple, ugh)

then you tell your friend and say "think of it" so that person will know what you mean and will feel ill.
for example
Person nr 1: Hey Simon
Person nr 2: yes?
Person nr 1: hehehe think of it
Person nr 2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (feeling ill and scared)
by Batmans left nut December 3, 2018
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