uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017

Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet

Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”

by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021

uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

by ddaman February 5, 2013

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021