“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
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Get the SMURF mug.Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.
by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014
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Get the Smurfing mug.The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
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