by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020
A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
by $Illy $ally July 03, 2023
by Dr. Poopoo March 05, 2020
When someone makes a smurf (Secondary Account) to win games in any Online PvP Videogame (e.g. League of Legends, Apex Legends etc.) to have easier games or to win more games, but isn't actually much better than the elo of their main account.
Person 1: "That account has a 60% winrate."
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, they're propably just a gold smurf. Their winrate isn't even that high!"
by Pebpebs April 23, 2021
The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).
Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018
Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.
by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022
The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.
by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023