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Door lock anticipation

That brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the passenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

The passenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. Sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.
Hey, keep your door lock anticipation under control! Quit trying to open the door until I unlock it!
by cindy whatever September 1, 2005
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Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.
by collyrobbins October 8, 2009
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Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie
Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie
by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014
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hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.
I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty
by Hoof Man February 3, 2010
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Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.
by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009
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The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
by Eiose November 12, 2010
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glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.
Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.
by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017
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