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Ultra Cats

Cats that have exceeded the regular old cat status and have gone "To The Max"
by Andraz Kigson February 11, 2006
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cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.
He's a real cat-watcher.
by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017
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Cat Juggling

The art of juggling relationships with many women at the same time.
Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.
by catjuggler September 11, 2009
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Cat Throat

A state of illness brought on by sharing a living space with multiple cats, usually two or more. Flu-like symptoms typically develop suddenly overnight and include, but are not limited too; sore throat, headache, and muscle aches. The illness cannot pass through loosely woven cloth, so the simplest way to prevent transmission is to wear a scarf.
Coworker 1: Jen looks pretty rough this morning, do you think she has cat throat?

Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.
by Honestx November 29, 2012
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vampire cat

A cat whose upper canines extend past its lips when its mouth is closed, so that the tips of the teeth are visible.
If you think that vampire cat looks dangerous with those fangs of his, just wait until he sinks them into your arm.
by bats :[ March 22, 2009
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gateway cat

A gateway cat is a cat that leads its owner to get multiple cats. It starts when someone adopts or buys a single cat. Eventually this person will get another cat to keep the original cat (the gateway cat) company or some other lame excuse. Before you know it, the individual has 40 something cats, is single, and appears on the show "Animal Hoarders".
Pam "I'd like to get a pet. Should I get a cat?"
Amy "NO! It isn't just a cat, it's a gateway cat. You can't have just one. Why don't you get a rabbit instead?"
by notacrazycatlady2 October 12, 2011
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Cat Toying

When a female crawls between the legs of her male sex partner and proceeds to lay on her back. While on her back she then continues to play with the male's scrotum in a simlar fashion to a cat playing with a toy.
*Also known as cougar toying when the 'toyer' is older than the 'toy' or as 'cat nipping' when teeth are used
Guy 1: Felicia is so kinky. Last night she was cat toying for like 2 hours straight. It was amazing!

Guy 2: She must get it from her mother. I heard she is like the Queen of Cougar Toying

Guy 1 : THREESOME TIME!
by Brown Sugar And Spice December 14, 2012
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