Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

by Jeff H July 7, 2008

bar culture

1) Used to describe the party/ pub scene 2) A phrase that points to the subculture of Street Workout/ Extreme Calisthenics

1) The bar culture in Chicago is very diverse with many bars and pubs throughout the city. 2) The bar culture in Chicago is very active with many Street Workout parks and crews throughout the city.

by ElToroFlaco May 18, 2016

barred out

to be very relaxed on “xanax”, i believe it’s because of xanax (brand) being in a bar shape?

p1: im barred out
p2: ok i dont care shut the f

by sexypalindrome January 22, 2022

Bar crawl

2+ people go to 2+ bars

“Vicki, do you want to go on a bar crawl tonight?” Alyssa said pensively. Vicki stopped in her tracks inquisitively and exclaimed, “oh yes!”

by Alyden August 9, 2019

bar tail

The easy chick at the bar.

"I'm taking you out tonight, dude. No more of this suckfuck. Give the Dirt Devil a rest. No, we're scoring some bar tail."

by British swingmeister January 20, 2009

done bar

an extreme state of being done or just finished; one that cannot be easily recovered from.

-man that party was crazy last night
-yea man i was done bar last night

-shit i can't even keep my eyes open i am sooo done bar

-got into an accident yesterday, my car is done bar

by Bacon O December 14, 2010