Fortnite Player

Fortnite Players are a group of under achievers who are yet to lose their virginity (maybe have a wank over skins if anything) and usually appear obese and sluggish. They are nothing but angry kids and man-children who troll on the chat or go around in daily life repeating dances from fortnite or repeating things said on it like an autist with echolalia.

"Jack is a 22 year old fortnite player and is yet to lose his virginity.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020

The Bad Player Effect

When a player is so clueless and bad, that it benefits him or her. Sometimes, resulting in defeating others that are skillful.

What? This guy killed me! Who nonchalantly pushes the middle of the map like that? That is a pure example of the bad player effect!

by SithLordTrevor August 6, 2018

Touhou player

Usually an insult that describes a person as being a waste of sperm who should off themselfs. Also a term used to describe a pedo as well

Guy: hahha look at that dumb touhou player other guy:>W< y u bullin me TwT

by Sugon69 August 29, 2022

CS Player

CS Player (see'ess play'uh) noun' : An immature faggot, also knows as tard, n00b, cocksucker and all things derogatory

-=HAXX 1337Kill4 is such a cs player

by Clontarf_X June 14, 2003

Pro Fortnite Player

Someone who competes for money in the game of Fortnite (the least competitive game in history)

Guy 1: So what exactly does being a pro fortnite player entail?
Guy 2: It means every single week Epic Games slaps you in the face

by The real brotha September 9, 2019

Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

by Phantom034` November 3, 2008