tall bed

Expensive prostitute that hangs out in nice hotels

Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.

Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl

by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014

tall-it-all

A very tall person, like a know-it-all, except that the tall-it-all's smugness is expressed in derision at those shorter than they.

"Can you get that down for me?"
"Why, can't you get it?"
"No, I can't reach."
"Hey, not my fault you've got such a glaring physical deficiency."
"Quit being such a tall-it-all."

by Nancy Drew's Ghost October 4, 2014

Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf September 19, 2016

Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.

While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

Tallahasse Night Stick

Take your erect dick and slap the girl across the face with it repeatedly

Joe Tallahasse Night Sticked Nicole

by Iceman5435 January 8, 2017

Tallahassee Bitchlock

The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.

I lost the key to that padlock and ended up Tallahassee Bitchlocked to Jeremy for several hours.

by Mugatny April 19, 2017

talling

when something or someone is getting taller. The act of growing taller.

jiffy has been talling over the past five years.

by daddy hank May 19, 2017