Media Teacher 

A media teacher is a teacher who teaches stuff we will never need in our life and is a complete waste of time. Spends most of her time typing stuff on her computer instead of teaching. Is usually nice but turns evil if she even hears a small sound. Has phobia of insects. And is unfair to grade your tests.

My media teacher gave us 100 page essay for homework.

Media Teacher by Hehe- - - April 12, 2022

English teacher 

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

English teacher by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

English Teacher 

The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.

Me: Ugh, Mrs. Morris is such a bitch
Friend: Well no dip, she an English Teacher

English Teacher by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022

Computer teacher 

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

Computer teacher by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

cooking teacher by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022

Substitute Teacher 

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education

Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then

Substitute Teacher by Sbhat October 20, 2022

English Teacher 

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.

Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”

English Teacher by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022