R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard

Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.

Stop being a Tik-Tard!

by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021

Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.

Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.

by Bwooood May 31, 2019

Goku tard

A mf who says goku solos when he doesn’t and d rides him 24/7 and is one of gokus million boyfriends who have no life and sit at their pc and debate on any platform most likely discord bc there’s so many "egirls" for them to catch when They can’t get real girls bc they look like edps long lost brothers.they do be so fat that when they go to sleep they need to put bricks under their beds so it doesn’t break,not only that they also have a body pillow of their "waifu" or goku that’s something called weird and cringy.they probably wear gokus outfit to school and get bullied everyday,even by the teacher which is in fact just sad like how can u be this nerdy.

Im a goku tard.

by mf with a big schlong September 7, 2021

Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.

Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.

by Furious_G November 24, 2018

Blurt-tard

Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.

Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.

by JJRK21 May 16, 2013

Fuck Tard

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.

“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
“I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019