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the ugly cry

The type of crying that can be seen on most reality television shows. This cry is notorious for being very teary, loud and embarrassing. The crier tends to make odd facial expressions, sob loudly and hiccup. This cry is called ugly because it occurs at bad moments and makes the person look like they are having a terrible breakdown. Usually, they are experiencing a broken heart, lots of stress or sudden shock.
Person 1: Did you see the Bachelor last night? That one girl did the ugly cry because she got kicked off!
Person 2: No, but I ugly cried the other day because my dog ran away. Everyone saw me cry too!
Person: I hate to ugly cry in front of others. It makes me look so odd!
the ugly cry by deejpeach October 29, 2012

the unicorn 

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.
Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW

Across the Universing 

verb.

to ruin a perfectly good beatles' song by adding the unnecessary details from the film "Across the Universe" songs
Me: "Hey Jude..."

Punk: "Judeyyy Judeyy JUUDEYY!"

Me: "Stop Across the Universing a good SONG! jerk."

The United States 

The epitome of superpower in the twentieth century, and early in the twenty first. However, this economic growth was shattered by war-hungry conservatives who's eyes lit up as they realized the immense opportunity they had at riches in the Middle-Eastern Oil industry. So, as a result of this greed they staged an terrorist attack on September 11, 2001, the purpose behind this was to rally support behind the war effort so they could reap the benefits of the vast oil in the middle east. However, the "crusade" on terror, and oil was halted in its tracks with surprisingly tough resistance from the Taliban. Ex-President Bush was concerned, but arrogant so his administration persisted in it's "crusade". As time went on citizens became more impatient about the capture of Bin Laden, but the U.S. Billion dollar intelligence couldn't find a trace. This of course was just a cover-up of the real means behind the war, which was oil, but that too went up in flames when the U.S. announced the invasion of Iraq, country's began to withdraw support from the U.S. cause, and Saddam's scorched earth policy left no oil behind for the conservatives to use. Pride and fear of being found out kept the conservative administration persisting in the war, however they soon realized that the financial motivation behind the war turned on them, and that they had put us in debt over our heads. Without oil to repay the war debt, we just continued to spiral out of control. Now, years later, we have a Liberal Administration in office, but they are left with shambles of what this country used to be. The Conservative leeches nearly sucked this country dry of everything our forefathers worked and died to protect. With the economy in ruins, unemployment at a decade high, and the housing market in chaos, the future of the United States of America as a world power looks bleak at best and impossible at worst. In the future when one looks back at the history of this nation they will realize that corruption, and greed triggered it's demise. "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely."
Ex-President Bush is scum, and we the people of the United States need to be informed of this coward, and menace that we let ruin our country.

the ultimate death 

When having a sexual intercourse with a girl, you impale her vagina with your penis. Giving the ultimate death.
I was banging some hot girl and gave her the ultimate death.
the ultimate death by day boys December 28, 2005

the used 

a band from orem utah. started around 2000. original line up was Bert McCracken (Vocals)Quinn Allman (Guitar)Jeph Howard (Bass) and Brandon Stieneckert (drums). reaslesed there self titled debut album in 2002. there second record "in love and death" in 2004. then in 2006 Brandon left the band and now drums for rancid. there new drummer is named Dan Whitesides. he wrote all the new songs for the 2007 album called "lies for the liars" but did not record on it. the also released a dvd called "berth" in 2007 before the record came out
the used is a good band
the used by youjustwon August 6, 2007