douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
by Sennex July 29, 2010
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Hyper Douche

few have reached this level of doucheyness, one must hone their abilities for years to reach the zen-like state of hyper douche
-dude, jeff just fucked up my chances with colleen

-wow, hes a real hyper douche
by Zach Coty June 03, 2004
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Hasher Douche

Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.
"Look at the Hasher Douche. He needs to clean the bugs out of his dreads and lay off the pot!"
by Johnny The English Grammarian December 22, 2008
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Douche Cookie

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.
Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.
by David Klein September 16, 2005
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douche face

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.
"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).
by obviously April 22, 2008
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Douche Master

the person who wrote the last entry for douche master.
Rod: fuck you, quit being a douche baguette

Todd: I'm not the one who's a complete douche master
by potatoes March 20, 2006
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douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
by lLamaD February 19, 2005
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