go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 03, 2024

sling ding

a tight rubber dick in ass or pussy

sling ding

by ShadowOfFlame March 07, 2019

sling ding

a tight fiting rubber dick a a pussy or ass

put the sling ding in me

by ShadowOfFlame March 07, 2019

sming ding

A word for something you can't think of.

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.

by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017

Ning Ding

9mm handgun

Foe nem got that ning ding on em

by Triple-double August 12, 2024

ding off

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.

Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."

by Jerble Berble November 25, 2016

ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size

omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming

by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023