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Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.
Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG
by DangerFinger May 2, 2015
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complex memory

Memory with both a real and imaginary component to it. (Analogous to complex numbers)
Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.
by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013
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Nixom complex

Nixom complex, Nixomaniac complex or Aries "Zachary" Nelson complex consists of a complex where someone leaves and rejoins a group chat constantly in order to attract attention to themselves or whatever situation they are involved.

Subjects usually leave these group chats (mainly discord servers), leaving a hate message behind them, just for them to return as if nothing would have happened
Nightmarreal has Nixom complex, he left five minutes ago and he's already back!
by The_Ice October 2, 2023
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bisayahnic complex

feature of usahay-singing, budot-dancing impatient people with solutions to complicated societal problems. They become leaders without actual qualifications and without apparent breeding or logic, only getting by bravado, localized charisma and/or threat of violence/hell.
People can't wait to see ex-panggulo Duterte (aka Dutae , aka mangkanor) and pastor Quiboloy, both with bisayahnic complex but failed to save the people they promised to save, languishing in prison where they actually belong.
by mishy_dont_be_dutae March 28, 2024
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The Jeopardy Complex

Definition: Residents which reside in a nursing home live in a false reality where they are a contestant on Jeopardy!. They proceed to ring their call bell all day because they think they know the answer. In fact, they don't need anything at all and deny ever ringing the bell to start with.
CNA: "This is the eighth time Jim rang his bell in an hour and did not need anything."
LPN: " He must have The Jeopardy Complex."
CNA: " Now he's trying to get out of bed, must have won the game."
by CNA Monster November 11, 2015
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Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.
"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."
by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025
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