Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.

Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks

by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020

Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.

Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.

by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023

Three o’ clock

typically the time that the driver is outside waiting for you

She three o’ clocked me, ping!

by anonymous June 12, 2018

Clock Sucker

Jacob

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker

by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024

Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit

1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you

by Broken toaster January 9, 2018

Clock Slapped

To be reviewed and given a rating from "Six to Midnight" by the Six to Midnight podcast.

"Dude, did you play Deep Space Waifu?"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"

by ProxyFox May 14, 2020

Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022