the rocket summer

Guitar-playing singer songwriter similar to Chris Carabba, but with about a 1000% increase in pussiness (yeah, I didn't think it was possible either)

After Chuck Norris listened to The Rocket Summer, he had to go douche his new vagina.

by i like to knit, fool December 15, 2008

5 seconds of summer

5 seconds of summer are an australian pop band who gained success at a young age because they posted mediocre videos of themselves on youtube and toured with one direction. they gained popularity at first because girls thought they were cute and could be a new boyband. they got world famous quickly because of the fans and attention that one direction brought on to them.

don't worry if you're going to be the next 5 seconds of summer, you'll still make a lot of money.

by escarno April 8, 2015

500 Days Of Summer

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.

It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.

by rlrsltx December 11, 2012

Five Seconds of Summer

A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us

Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!

Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*

by Truth in its purest form September 4, 2016

5 Seconds of Summer

5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not a fucking boyband) who enjoys teasing their fans and seeing them suffering. It consists of Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, and Michael Clifford.

5 Seconds of Summer also called as 5sauce

by Ash5soAsh March 29, 2019

Big summer blowout

When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.

Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

500 days of summering it

When a new couple is not sure of what they want, they are testing out the waters. A new found love that is slowing growing but in the end will ultimately crash and burn.

Oh yeah haven't you heard Jack and Jill are 500 days of summering it.

Really? I hope everything works out in the end or that'll be one big disaster!

by nobodyanymore June 17, 2012