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A Stoner 

A cannibis enthusiast that also is of long hair and listens to mostly (if not only) rock and roll music. Pot smoking long haired rock and roll fan with out any ambition
There is A Stoner at school that always cuts class to get high and listen to tunes on the radio.
A Stoner by hippychk June 16, 2006

The Stoner 

Two belgium waffles smeared with nutella, served with easymac, cheetos and a drink of your choice.
What the fuck are you thinking man? Where's The Stoner? I just smoked a whole goddamn bowl, I better get my fucking stoner!

Robbie Stoner 

A fatass boy who likes extremely ugly girls and is obesse and likes to say melk instead of milk. He is the type of person who will eat you!!! Be aware if you ever no a Robbie Stoner!! Who is also very very very very desprate. He may even date guys.... who knows
Dude robbie stoner just asked out 4 girls today!! wow what a fatass

loner boner stoner 

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,
oh look at that loner boner stoner
loner boner stoner by meech123 June 12, 2009

Zombie Stoner Effect 

(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.
Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
Zombie Stoner Effect by Reptar!!! December 23, 2009

bored stoner 

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."
bored stoner by Chise Patt May 9, 2009