Uncle Steven

When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.

My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.

Uncle Steven by BagofDicks May 6, 2013

Pulled a Steven 

Def 1: One who drives to vegas for six hours extremely excited to party the night away only to get to vegas and pass out 2 hours later.

Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights

"sophia pulled a steven and is completely out..." -Hugh

Pulled a Steven by hoangry May 4, 2010

Oh Steven! 

Created by an intelligent young man by the name of Ian (or Joe, I remember not) in the year 2003 or 2004.

Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.

Oh Steven! Your such a silly goose, Steve.

Wow look at her. Oh Steven!

Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!

Oh Steven! by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005

Cyclone Steven 

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

Cyclone Steven by DanVito December 9, 2008

rerd steven 

when you powderize urine and snort it like coke.

I just popped a rerd steven

rerd steven by longshlong69420 December 10, 2019

miraculous.steven 

A very amazing steven universe account with well made edit and an extremely kind person behind it. They rock!

"did you see miraculous.steven on tiktok?"
"Nope, show me!"

miraculous.steven by anonymousxxxx1 December 18, 2021

Pulling A Steven 

Abandoning an entire alias or chat of some sort shortly after saying "Fuck you guys"

Fuck you guys i'm pulling a Steven

Pulling A Steven by mynameissteven July 27, 2016