Standley

Standley is just one of those guys you need to keep close with, He’s a hard working guy, He’s stays out the way and just focus’s on what he has to do, He’s also a very talented person and can be very clingy and loving to you he’ll always take care of you and try to put a smile on your face whenever your down or just wants to annoy you at times if your friends with a standley just cherish him to the fullest

Standleys are the best companions

You need

Chose your standleys wisely!

by Lynn2grandd November 21, 2023

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

Stanley Cup

The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.

White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?

Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!

by Verity January 7, 2024

stanley

aaaaaaaaahhdhdhdhdhbvbv is going to go with me and I have a good time at the shop I got the new ones I had a lot in my head but I’m sure he can get a good rest and rest of your life in a row I will be in a few to be safe but it is a lot

I’m going back in a little later I got the call 📞 and it is not a big thing for you guys and your dad and I were talking to him and I told her to tell me what you stanley

by Abcvd January 12, 2024

Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.

Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!

by crimsoncape January 14, 2024

Stangelation

i don't even know what this means

"Stangelation"
-someone probably

by memyselfmymine January 15, 2024

Stanleyitis

Tendinitis like condition that develops in the arm from carrying and drinking from a Stanley cup.

Ben noticed a case of Stanleyitis flaring up shortly after he began using his Stanley cup exclusively.

by iWHBYrDaddy January 24, 2024