alum night stand

A one night stand with someone from your old high school or college.

Dude I had alum night stand with Courtney when I went home over thanksgiving.

by TdaddytroubleTroy February 27, 2016

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

Standing Tekashi

This is a alternate name for a very simple sexual action where the male picks the girl up upside-down and eats her vagina out as she sucks his penis. This is known as standing 69 because the two humans make a similar stance as a 6 and 9. There is a famous rapper known as Tekashi 6ix9ine so you replace the 69 with Tekashi.

Yo, last night I gave my girl a classic Standing Tekashi.

by Rooster Young August 30, 2018

parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first

The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.

by Nageat July 13, 2015

America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.

Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Stand Strong

What's happenin'?

"What's happenin'?" "Stand strong."

by i am famous i swear April 18, 2021