Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.

Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

sperm overload

Excess amount of sperm deposited in a person that cannot be digested, absorbed or regurgitated. Usually manifests itself in an obvious sperm belly or leakage from the orifice where it was deposited.

Look at the belly on that bitch. Definitely suffering from a major case of sperm overload.

by Frankie Footer February 13, 2021

Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up

Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk

by stwingey January 8, 2024

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

sperm

sperm

noun

defenition 2 vegetable seed.

a plate of rice is considered sperm rice is considered as a seed.

by batman and umpire atagachu January 10, 2022

Auschwitz Sperm Bank

When there is one man and 10 or more jewish women in a sauna and the man cums on the sauna rocks turning his semen into a gass impregnating all the women in the sauna

Today I went to a Auschwitz Sperm Bank I hope I dont have to pay too much child support to those big nose penny pinching bitches

by CP master December 8, 2024

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016