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Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.
Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."
by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021
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sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016
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Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up
Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk
by stwingey January 8, 2024
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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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Sperm toy

Basically the submissive top version of the term"fucktoy"

Could also be written as "Spermtoy" or "Sperm-toy"

(Probably has breeding kink undertones, can be used for both gay and straight sex)
Boy1(getting his cock ridden): Ngghh~!

Boy2(riding Boy1's dick):*Twink-ass chuckle* Awww~ I'm gonna make you my sperm toy now...
by NAKAKAPAGPABAGABAG January 26, 2025
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sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes
Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here
by THE T!M February 26, 2015
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Sperm

SM Entertainment's new "The Avengers" group. People say it's "SuperM", I just say it's a weird way of marketing .-.
Intellectual: yo, SM's new group, Sperm, is such a good idea!!!
Water sheep: wtf bro, it's SuperM, not sperm.
I: whatever...
Pewdiepie: yo wHO ADDED INTELLECTUALS IN MY WORLD
by Ninja Has Ligma August 24, 2019
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