Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Spegel smurf

När du råkar säga samma sak så skriker någon ”smurf” motståndaren har då en möjlighet att skrika ”spegel smurf” för en comeback, då blir den som ropat smurf drabbad.

T.ex.

-hej
-hej
*samtidigt
-smurf!!!
-spegel smurf!

by Milothesnilo November 15, 2021

SMURF

Short Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck

“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”

by Sexybaby669 November 1, 2022

Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010

Smurf burglar

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?

That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.

by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018

smurf

When your pp is too small and she laughs and you become sad(blue).

James: Hey Honey!
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf

by englishman69 February 11, 2021