white shorts with black jersey

An ugly combination of colors that in most sports is reserved for officials/referees. A team wearing this combination will never, as Jerry Rice once said, "look good, feel good, {and/or} play good." This phenomena usually results from a poor team decision making process during which the team tries to be democratic. However, in reality, said decision making process ends up being a group of tasteless undergrads with no sense of style arguing about fabrics, designs, and colors.

ESN wore white shorts with black jerseys at nationals. It looked like shit.

by Sabah Man May 24, 2007

Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass

A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.

With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.

by gammarock November 1, 2010

Eat My Shorts

Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.

Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*

by Didaloo September 10, 2020

E-scorts

An alternative version of esports with a mixture of escorts. This is where the said Escorts compete to see who is best in the escort, e-scort competition.

Holy crap, I think I'm more into E-scorts that I am into eSports, lately!

by Heartbreakful Tinman June 22, 2017

high school sports manager

complete skanks, they blow everyone on the team regularly and are the team's bitch. they don't do anything productive other than dish out pre/post-game beejers and bake really good food. they are loved by the players on the team, but when they dont keep up with their whore responsibilities, they often find themselves removed from the position

Those high school sports managers were too busy to keep up with their school work because they were falling behind on their blow jobs.

by lesssssgoooooo September 10, 2010

bermuda shorts

bermuda shorts is caribbean midgets

i was on an island in the caribbeans and all i seen was bermuda shorts everywhere

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

bro shorts

A gay term for basket ball shorts, used by "sweet" kids

"Got your bro shorts on? Lets go play some bball man"

or "Hes so hardcore,always wearing them bro shorts and a sweet ass band shirt"

by hxcbaybay_lol August 15, 2008